Dating your daughter application
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:______________________________________________________________C: A woman's place is in the:______________________________________________________________D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:______________________________________________________________E. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:______________________________________________________________F. __________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________How often you attend ________________________________________________When would be the best time to interview your:father? Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
I didn’t lose my well-developed sense of humor until I made the tactical error of glancing at some of the comments. Here is the comment that made me the saddest, posted by a well-meaning young Christian father: Bro, this is awesome. You might want to worry less about terrorizing or retro-fitting prospective suitors and worry more about preparing your daughter to choose wisely. Instead of intimidating all your daughter’s potential suitors, raise a daughter who intimidates them just fine on her own. It’s about the humble looking for those whose strengths offset their weaknesses and complement their strengths.
My daughter’s only 2, but I am printing this for my fridge. Strong leaders surround themselves with strong people, not with weak ones.
Mick remains in the Jefferson County Jail, with bail set at 0,000.
Then Christian bloggers grabbed the concept, and for the most part, these versions were funny, too. But don’t wait until your baby girl is a teenager, bro—start now. Can you guess what metaphor they use to describe that kind of woman? Their sister assures them in verse 10 that she is indeed a wall, complete with towers. You’ve just identified those suitors as ineligible, without so much as an application process.